Wednesday, 12 May 2010

Lubricatory Lubriciousness

Tangle: How many times have we fucked - 6,7 - or more? I forgot to make a note.
David: god knows
how many nights have we spent together?
8?
Why do you ask?
Tangle: Oh it doesn't matter, I'll round it off to 8
David: And where does one fuck stop and another begin?
Tangle: I was wondering that too.
and does an unconcluded fuck count?
David: All interesting questions that demand further research. Perhaps we could apply for a grant from a university?
Tangle: Would that involve much practical research?
David: I should think the study should have a firm practical basis.
What's up? Are you feeling horny? Or just statistically minded this afternoon?
Tangle: Both i suppose. i was trying to overcome the latter with the tedium and precision of the latter
meant former first, of course
David: I got the drift.
Damn - now I can't concentrate on this awfully boring c.v. I'm pretending to write.
Can only think of you now.
Which is far more pleasant an occupation for a rainy wednesday afternoon
Tangle: with your CV clenched between my supple thighs?
David: Mmm mmmmn mmmn - gasps for air "-istoric Building Consultant and Stone Conserva-" mmm mmmn mnnnn
Tangle: Ha ha - you will have to prize it from my firm grip!
David: Ooh. I am in the mood for you right now! I should wrench it from you with my teeth, and cast it on the floor.
Oh bloody country to have so many miles in it. Can't you summon up a wormhole in space time?
I can feel you, taste you - but you're maddenly not here.
(ingly)
Tangle: maybe the secret portal resides somewhere in my pussy. if i could just generate sufficient energies from within my 6th Chakra, we might be off and away.
David: I think I found that portal the other day. Go on - clench and focus!
Tangle: I think my 6th chakra needs a prod
David: And mine needs a squeeze. (where exactly is the 6th located in the male?)
Tangle: Principally in the testicles (maybe i shouldn't squeeze too hard).
David: "When the energy in the 6th chakra is excessive, it can cause headaches, hallucinations, nightmares and difficulty in concentrating."
Not too hard.
Oh - we've been getting it all wrong!
We should be talking about the 2nd chakra!
Tangle: I have at least 2 of those 3 symptoms. I need to release some of that energy perhaps?
David: Yes, I should draw your curtains.
Tangle: Oh fuck the 2nd Chakra. That's one of the more boring ones
You think so? Apparently we should have been counting 1 for bum, etc
We had the numbers arse-over-tit.
Tangle: Not according to my reference material
David: Anyway, I don't need numbers or labels to know where we're at.
There are probably yogic wars over the correct system.
Tangle: well I'm talking about the orange one - the sacral chakra - just so we're clear
David: swadhisthana
Tangle: yeah that one
David: No wonder I wasn't getting anywhere trying to mount your forehead.
Tangle: Never mind. One slip and you'd have been in my throat.
Oh I should stop being rude and leave you to your CV
David: mmmm
fuck the cv
Tangle: I can try - but from this distance?
David: it's already lying on the floor, shredded and soaked
Sent at 3:03 PM on Wednesday
Tangle: i was just trying to write something for the blog but got carried away by lips and tongues and sweat and all manner of lasciviousness. Now I can't concentrate.
David: and we've only been two nights apart.
Tangle: even so - that's 48 hours of chastity and longing. Feels like 2 months
David: What's it going to be like after a week?
Dreadful.
Feels like 2 years.
Tangle: I will erupt like a volcano and spread lust dust from here to Gloucestershire (or wherever).
David: Ground all the planes with a cloud of simmering desire
hmmm mixing my metaphors there - can clouds simmer?
Tangle: no! Perhaps they could quiver instead?
David: I think they can churn and boil and loom threateningly and orgiastically across the land
I'll be stood underneath, praying for rain
Sent at 3:10 PM on Wednesday
Tangle: Oh hot botheration. I want you here, now so we can make sweet lurve in the afternoon
David: Same here my darling
I want you obscenely wanton on your bed, limbs cast wide
I want to glory in all your treasures again and again
Tangle: Yes, I have been a little bit prudish so far. You will know me less shy one day soon.
David: And the same here.
Tangle: Anyway, i don't know what's come over me today. My lust-cup overfloweth and there's no one to sup at the froth
David: My broken bones are setting, and the scars of the operation are healing. Soon this invalid will be whole again.
You sound like a cappachino
Tangle: Oh well - better a cappachino (long and sweet) than an expresso (brief and bitter)
David: I'll drink you any way you come, my dear
(I wasn't punning there!)
But let it stand.
Tangle: I took it at face value. . i will come which ever way you drink me. No pun there!
David: You have a gorgeous pussy, sleek and fierce - stroke it and it purrs.
Damn, I'm pacing the room, all poised and crackling with electricity.
What a way you have with words.
Tangle: I have my legs crossed double and am squelching in my pants!
Fuck words. I'd rather have my way with you!
Sent at 3:27 PM on Wednesday
David: There's nothing for it. I've just tied a couple of threads of lustful thought to your nipple rings, and I'm very slowly reeling them in, so if you find yourself lurching and staggering down the A621 in the night, you'll know what is happening.
You should take your pants off, if you want my advice.
I can feel your lips against mine if I relax and concentrate.
Tangle: because I'm sending you psychic kisses...
all over..
David: Yes... I suspected as much. And I hope you are tingling from head to toe, because I am pressing myself to you and holding you all over
and there, and there, and there, and there...
Tangle: Hmm, yes - i can feel you sweet breath against my cheek
David: I can feel your teeth in my neck
Tangle: I have just slid my tongue in your navel
David: I am digging my fingers into your left arse cheek
and nibbling your hip and flank
Tangle: Ouch! I shall clasp yours in return
David: my lips and teeth are gentle tugging your sweetest flesh
Tangle: I have just closed my eyes and sighed
David: I'm stroking myself, and stroking your clit with the end of my cock
and hissing with lust
Tangle: and i'm writhing and tearing the sheets with my nails
David: slowly.... pushing... in...
Tangle: sans condom I hope..
David: au naturelle
Tangle: oh I shouldn't have even had that horrid thought
David: buried deep
still... just waiting
Tangle: and i'm gripping hard and arching my back
David: staring into your immaculate eyes
Tangle: my legs are wrapped about you waist
David: my mouth is in yours and yours in mine, and my arms are holding the small of your back
Sent at 3:48 PM on Wednesday
Tangle: I'm clutching at your hair and pressing my hips against yours
David: I feel you twitching deep inside, clenching -
Tangle: I'm teasing you now from your balls to the tip of your cock..
David: you are... you are...
Tangle: grabbing both cheeks and forcing you hard inside
David: I'm groaning in my throat, intoxicated with you filling my senses
Tangle: I'm whispering sweet obscenities in your ear..
David: I'm drinking the sweat from your throat and thrusting
your words are maddening me, driving me past all pitch of reason
Tangle: sorry - what's the weather like over there?
No - please don't stop. Don't stop!
David: turned sultry all of a sudden!
Tangle: I've slapped your buttock and thrust my fingers into the cleft
David: I'm holding still, pushing back against your touch, waiting for you
Tangle: one finger stroking and teasing your arsehole
David: I've slipped my thumb down, and rubbing it gently up the sides of your clit
Sent at 4:03 PM on Wednesday
Tangle: probing further, deeper - you relax to let me in
David: I feel you pressing against my prostrate - I tighten on your finger, impaled
and arch my neck to take your nipple between my teeth
as a gasp of pleasure hisses from me
Sent at 4:08 PM on Wednesday
Tangle: Searching your base-chakra, sliding my finger into your warm, moist clench
David: I feel you urge me, onwards, to a canter, your neck sinews stretched
Sent at 4:12 PM on Wednesday
Tangle: My pussy contracts and gives as you frantically plunge in and out
David: I feel you spasm
Tangle: I scrunch my eyes and attempt to defer the inevitable
David: But impossible - the time is come - you face becomes angelic, diabolic, insensate
I release and am subsumed in your oceans -
thunderstorms of sense
a chaos of love
Sent at 4:16 PM on Wednesday
Tangle: I know not where and who I am. No edges. No boundaries.So fluid have we become
David: an orgasmic gestalt, fusion of two like lusts and minds and hearts - a single maelstrom revolving around a single calm spot of timelessness
male female female male you me me you us
us
Tangle: Bugger. Child has come in just at this divinely critical moment. But don't stop. We'll just have to give her some sweets and close the door
David: :-)
Tangle: Or we could pause for choco tea and a fag. That was lovely by the way. I'm flushed from head to toe
David: choco sounds marvellous.
I am somewhat more than flushed...
Tangle: flushed and quivering in the lust soaked sheets
David: Pretty much!
I must reek of lust - my landlady has just got back!
off to fetch a choco teabag...
Tangle: me too, if i can stand up
David: I'll help - here's a hand
Sent at 4:26 PM on Wednesday
Tangle: Stuff it. I think I'm going to buy some wine tonight. It's been 4 days. I've rarely made it past 5.
You should shove your CV up your arse and join me. We can lick chianti from out of one another's navels all evening.
Sent at 4:31 PM on Wednesday
David: Mmmm!
I'm afraid I have to confess my thoughts raced away to a conclusion a little after four o'clock this afternoon - thanks for that X - but I feel recuperated already.
Damn, wish I really could lick chianti out of your navel tonight.
Tangle: happy to be of assistance. Renew your stamina for I my lust isn't slaked yet..!
David: O Queen Insatiable!
Tangle: there shouldn't be an 'I' there
yes. I'm a wanton glutton
David: it's that wormhole - there is an infinite universe of lust to be filled behind it
Tangle: I'll have a poke around later and see if i can't find a key
David: I shall send you one in the post if you don't strike lucky
Tangle: right, off to the shop with a smutty smile on my face
Sent at 4:43 PM on Wednesday
David: X

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